Please do something anatomically impossible with your head and anus.
It took me close to 45 mins to go three miles on Western Blvd tonight. Then another 30 to get from there to HW 64 on the other side of Cary.
Then the roads were all dry and clear once I was out of Apex. All you people who ridicule me for living in Pittsboro can STFU now, mmm-kay?